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Halloween Film Month: 31 in 31 (or Less) #6: Life

 

Director: Daniel Espinosa

Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Ferguson, Ryan Reynolds

Released: 2017

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Synopsis: The International Space Station receives a space probe from Mars to find a tiny specimen (named “Calvin” by the people of Earth…it makes sense in context) that proves there is indeed life on Mars. But as Kevin grows, it becomes more and more apparent that the creature is not benevolent, and it soon becomes a fight for survival within the station.

 

Time to begin another review with yet another rhetorical question: have you ever sat through a film that was almost good? A film that, up until a certain point (usually the ending), could be something that you don’t necessarily love but one you could say you enjoyed watching? For me, that film is Life.

It is especially frustrating because the film has a lot of good things going for it. The choice of setting—a space station—is great and allows for a lot of terrifying chase scenes through cramped hallways. Even outside of the station in the vast expanses of space, there are plenty of opportunities for tension. Granted, the effects are not Gravity-level, but they suit their purpose in what is essentially a big budget B-movie.

Even the effects on Calvin are great—up to a point. When Calvin is just an amorphous blob or a tentacle creature, it looks intimidating, especially since it moves so fast in pursuit of its victims. It’s when Calvin develops facial features that glare and sneer at our heroes where the whole concept loses any of its gravity and becomes ridiculous.

The death scenes in the film are also disgusting and disturbing without out and out showing guts and gore. There is a lot blood, but the kills that work are the ones where the audience does not see what Calvin is exactly doing to its victim. There is a death where Calvin basically rips one of the astronauts apart from the inside. The audience is not treated to the grisly details, but the visual of the victim struggling and coughing up blood amidst the sounds of his insides being ripped apart is downright nightmare-inducing.

The writing of the characters…let us not sugarcoat it, here: the writing of the characters is terrible. Outside of their duties, pretty much all of the characters save those played by Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds are boring and virtually indistinguishable from one another, save a “pet trait” that makes it easy to tell the people apart, such as having a newborn daughter or developing a deep father-like connection with Calvin. But despite this, the actors do far more than what the quality of the material seems to be calling for in every scene of this film. It is to the point where if these particular actors or actors of the same caliber were not portraying these characters, this film would be dull and unwatchable.

The writing of the film is also derivative. Many scenes, particularly in space, are reminiscent of Gravity’s space scenes. But while Gravity did quite a bit with the setting and cinematography, Life’s presentation of these scenes is more utilitarian and don’t feel quite as big or spectacular. The action scenes tend to rip off Alien constantly, to the point where certain elements from Alien that are utilized here do not make sense. For example, if these scientists are not certain of the existence of alien life, why do they have flamethrowers on their vessel for offensive purposes? In Alien, it sort of made sense as the vessel the characters were on was a mining vessel, and there may have been a need to utilize a flamethrower on certain planets. It’s a stretch, but it makes more sense than why a peaceful vessel with plenty of oxygen tanks that could combust and destroy the entire station would have such weapons if alien life did not exist up to the point where Calvin is discovered.

But the worst part is not even the writing of the characters or the uninspired plot points. The worst part of this film is that is has an unearned, mean-spirited ending that basically makes the audience feel like they wasted their time. There have been decent films in the past that have utilized this type of ending well: The Thing, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake, to name a few. The reason why these endings worked was because they felt earned within the contexts of their respective films. In this, the ending is not so much a twist but a cheap trick that is not only a lazy way to end the film with a bang, but it is essentially the film saying, “Got you!” without much meaning behind it.

Perhaps the ending won’t bother most people and will not hurt the film’s overall quality. But for this reviewer, since a cheap trick is all that Life seems to be leading its audience toward, the film is difficult to enthusiastically recommend, despite it being a decent and thrilling B-movie up until that point.


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Halloween Film Month: 31 in 31 (or Less) #3: Morgan

 

Director: Luke Scott

Starring: Kate Mara, Anya Taylor-Joy, Toby Jones, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Paul Giamatti

Released: 2016

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Synopsis: Lee Weathers (Mara) is sent by SynSect to investigate a violent incident involving their latest genetic experiment, Morgan (Taylor-Joy). Things go from bad to worse when Morgan escapes and seeks to escape, even if it involves killing everyone in the facility.

 

Well, not everyone can have a good streak of films all the time, Anya Taylor-Joy included. For those who came in late, I have reviewed a few films that Joy has been in, and both were good, if not great. Morgan…is not one of those films.

But before we get to the negatives, let’s go over the positives, or how few there are. The acting is actually pretty good—well, mostly. Taylor-Joy is great as the titular Morgan. Even though the character does some monstrous things and is pretty one note on paper, Taylor-Joy actually makes Morgan sympathetic for the audience. Almost everyone else does at least a serviceable job in their roles, although almost all of them feel more deserving of a far better script than what they have here.

The concept—a genetically modified human designed to be far better than the average person versus a lab of people hopelessly outgunned by said human—is actually promising, at least when one doesn’t look at the actual script line by line. Considering how many leaps science has made in the past few years alone, especially in genetics, the concept is especially timely and could actually create an interesting commentary on these modern advancements. It’s a shame all of it is wasted by a poorly written script.

Yes, the writing is probably one of the worst parts, especially in the last two-thirds of the story. The first third comes off as clunky and on-the-nose with its dialogue, but that awkward method of exposition can be forgiven if the rest delivers something memorable and interesting. This is not the case, opting to basically be an amalgam of things the audience has seen many, many times before. Just offhand, without remembering every single detail of the plot, I remember being reminded of Frankenstein, Hollow Man (especially with its uninspired slasher-esque final act), and I, Robot with many of Morgan‘s crucial plot points. And the ending…let’s just say that the ending is a clichéd mess that I was afraid Ex Machina would have pulled when I initially went in to see it. Fortunately, Ex Machina avoided this and delivered a poignant and disturbing conclusion, while Morgan just dives into this clichéd ending without any shame or trepidation.

But clunky storylines could be redeemed by at least having decent action scenes. And Morgan does at least have some interesting fight choreography, at least when I can see it. Yes, this is yet another film where the editor cuts many, many times, syncing each cut with each movement of the fighting characters. Perhaps this is yet another misguided attempt to create tension in a scene that would have looked cold and choreographed without the cuts. All I know is that I am not epileptic or prone to migraines, but I could see this frantic editing during the action scenes posing a huge problem for those who are. Yes, the editing is that terrible.

As for the acting…Kate Mara and Paul Giamatti are easily the worst actors in the film. With Giamatti, this is very painful to say, because I have enjoyed his work, particularly in Sideways and The Illusionist. But in this…it’s like he doesn’t care, perhaps because his role is so small and very one-dimensional. He goes from talking to people in a condescending fashion to screaming like a madman, and there’s not much else for him to do to make his character even accidentally interesting. And Kate Mara is just bland and uninteresting as the main protagonist, opting for a monotone voice and a constant neutral expression that conveys nothing to audience. The ending clears up why this is the case, but the ridiculous way it is delivered ruins any terror or tension from the revelation.

Morgan is one of those films that had a great concept, something that could have worked considering current scientific events. If only it had better direction, writing, and editing to make discussing this concept and building a story around it even remotely worthwhile.


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Halloween Film Month IV: The Final Chapter, Day 24: Stranger Things

 

Directors: The Duffer Brothers, Shawn Levy

Starring: Winona Ryder David Harbour, Finn Wolfhard, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Matarazzo, Caleb McLaughlin, Natalia Dyer, Charlie Heaton, Cara Buono, Matthew Modine, Noah Schnapp, Joe Keery, Sadie Sink, Dacre Montgomery

Released: 2016

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All right, fine. Are you happy now?

For those who may or may not be confused, ever since it was released on Netflix, I’ve heard about nothing except Stranger Things. Be it critiques, references, jokes, memes, Stanger Things is everywhere online nowadays. Even worse, I had everyone pestering me about seeing stranger things.

Everyone.

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“You see Stranger Things yet?”

So, I finally acquiesced, and sat down and, over the course of a month because I’m apparently terrible at binge-watching shows, watched the show. And it’s…good. The show is good. But is it as great as everyone is saying?

Stranger Things is a show that references the 1980s, Spielberg films, horror films, even shows like Twin Peaks. It involves the disappearance of Will Byers under bizarre and mysterious circumstances. It also involves a telekinetic named Eleven who has escaped from a mysterious facility that may or may not have a connection to Will’s disappearance. It is also about Will’s friends and family dealing with his disappearance and trying to find out what exactly happened to him. It is also… well, it deals with a great deal of plot points and characters, some handled well and some handled not so well.

What the show does well is nailing the atmosphere of the 1980s. The music choices are fantastic, particularly the use of The Clash’s “Should I Stay or Should I Go?” as not only an ‘80s reference, but also a plot point of the show. The score is also well done, its electronic sound bringing to mind scores of ‘80s-esque films such as Refn’s Drive.

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The costume design is also great in representing the 1980s style without being in the audience’s face about it. This is a show that could have gone The Goldbergs route and made characters dress in such a way that the show would have become more of a parody of the ‘80s rather than a representation of it. Thankfully, this show avoids that pitfall.

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The acting in this show is another laudable aspect of this show.  Winona Ryder as Will’s mother, Joyce, stands out in particular. She does a great job portraying a woman who is desperately searching for her son while also constantly on the edge of sanity. Her desperate pleas for people to believe her seemingly insane rantings about her son’s disappearance are heartbreaking and stressful to watch in the best way possible. Watching her seemingly unravel as she decorates her house with Christmas lights to try to communicate with her son was a particularly memorable moment on the show, especially when this particular part of the season ends with a creepy payoff. I cared about her character more than most of the others. Which, considering the huge cast of characters in this series, is no easy feat.

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Millie Bobby Brown as Eleven is another standout in this cast, who is able to make Eleven one of the more complex characters of the show. At times sweet, at other times incredibly terrifying, Brown’s performance as Eleven helps the audience become invested in not only her story, but in the other intertwining stories as well as much of what happens in the show hinges on her. Scenes involving her past are particularly memorable and emotionally involving, as this is a young girl being put through some horrific trials that most adults would have complete mental breakdowns over.

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Even the trio of Will’s friends—Mike (Finn Wolfhard), Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo), and Lucas (Caleb McLaughlin)—are entertaining to watch as they not only try to find out what happened to Will, but to also figure out who Eleven is and what she can do with her powers. These scenes proved to be the most entertaining and exciting compared to anything else occurring in the show, perhaps because it reminded this reviewer of such films as E.T. and Stand By Me.

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The effects, particularly for the shadow version of our world, are effective. The creatures featured in the show are also creatively designed, though they were reminiscent of something that Guillermo Del Toro would cook up for one of his films. Granted, it would have been nice to see more practical effects, particularly on the creatures, but the CG is good enough and it doesn’t become terribly distracting for the viewer.

Not everything in this show is well-executed. For example, despite all of the praise this character received, I don’t understand the hype around Barb. Everywhere I looked online, I kept seeing references to Barb and how great a character she was despite being in a small percentage of the season. To be perfectly honest, this supposedly beloved character is barely a fleshed-out character. And what character she does have is not terribly appealing. She is a stick in the mud and incredibly condescending, particularly to her friend, Nancy. And while what happens to her in the show is disturbing and quite harsh, this reviewer didn’t feel much of anything for the character. Yes, she’s a geeky character who’s not just the stereotypical geek, but she’s in so little of the show that she makes barely any impact.

Steve is even worse, mostly because his character seems to mood-swing to the convenience of the plot. First, he’s arrogant and flirtatious toward Nancy. Then, he’s a complete jerk, breaking a character’s belonging—which, considering the circumstances at the time, was somewhat understandable—when he could have handled the situation in a far more level-headed manner. Then, he’s all of a sudden sweet as pie to Nancy. But when he suspects she’s being untrue to him, he’s slut-shaming her and publically calling her a slut. But then, he’s a nice guy again, wanting to make up for his mistakes and feeling bad about his actions even though there’s no real reason for him to other than plot contrivance. This is a horribly written character who would have been better off not being included in the show.

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Then, there are moments that made this reviewer roll his eyes. For example, in one of the last episodes, there’s a huge chase scene, a la E.T. The people giving chase in the episode start of doing surveillance in utility vans to look inconspicuous. But then, once their objective (Eleven) is found, a whole squadron of these vans (at least ten) swoop into the neighborhood to capture Eleven. At this rate, a whole bunch of utility vans pursuing kids on bicycles seems a touch conspicuous, or so one would think, as most of this chase scene goes on without anyone in the neighborhood batting an eye. At this rate, they should have just pulled up in black vans and given up the weak attempts at subterfuge.

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Then, there’s the finale, where some of the subplots are resolved in a satisfying manner, while others are not. The resolution of the mysterious facility workers is weak and anticlimactic, while Eleven’s resolution is so bizarre and confusing that it takes away much of the emotional impact of the scene. Certain backstories come to light in this episode as well when they really should have come into play earlier in the series. Where these backstories are placed are awkward and feel like they’re only there to try to pull at the audience’s heartstrings rather than tell a compelling and well-crafted story. The resolution of the subplot involving Steve and Nancy is one element in particular that made this reviewer actually angry at the episode.

But with these issues, does this make the show terrible? No. While some elements of the show don’t work, many more elements of Stranger Things work well enough to not exactly overshadow the issues, but to at least make the show entertaining enough to recommend to others. Despite this first season’s problems, this reviewer cannot wait for what Season 2 has in store for the characters.

 

Final Score: 7/10


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Halloween Film Month IV: The Final Chapter, Day 19: Victor Frankenstein

 

Director: Paul McGuigan

Starring: James McAvoy, Daniel Radcliffe, Jessica Brown Findlay, Andrew Scott, Charles Dance

Released: 2015

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After reviewing Young Frankenstein, it seems appropriate to round it off by reviewing another iteration of the iconic story of a scientist creating life from a patchwork of body parts. That iteration is 2015’s Victor Frankenstein, starring James McAvoy and Daniel Radcliffe as Victor Frankenstein and Igor, respectively. The film is a retelling of the Frankenstein story, centering more on Frankenstein and Igor’s friendship and less on the famous monster of the original story, as well as focusing more on action and comedy while also trying to maintain a dark tone. Does it ultimately work? Well…

The set design for this film, like most iterations of the Frankenstein story, is fantastic. The looks of Victor’s lab and his apartment are both very detailed and visually appealing. The circus setpiece at the beginning is also nice, having that gritty aesthetic while also being somewhat colorful. In addition to set design, the costume design is also very well done.

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The breakdowns of the anatomy of people and animals at the beginning of the film from Igor and Victor’s perspectives are creative. The inner workings of people and circus animals are shown to the viewer like the main characters have x-ray vision, only the bones and anatomical pieces look like illustrations from the Victorian anatomy books. Seeing Igor’s thought process in this manner while treating a woman’s broken clavicle and dislocation is interesting and innovative.

James McAvoy is fantastic as Victor Frankenstein. McAvoy plays Frankenstein as passionate about his work, but not very good at interacting with people. Many Frankensteins in the past often come across as anywhere between fairly self-assured to confident because they are essentially psychotic. Victor is confident in his work around Igor, explaining it to him like he could do it in his sleep. But put him in a barely populated lecture hall, and he clams up and stumbles over his words when presenting his greatest creation. It’s an interesting twist on the character.

Also, making him not an entirely good character is interesting as well, and pretty close to the original book. In the book, though the monster was pretty awful, Victor was no saint, either. The fact that he had no qualms about harvesting the parts of dead bodies or with spurning his creation once he saw how supposedly hideous it was indicates some messed up sociopathic tendencies. And the fact that this is brought up in the film is an interesting touch that is often lost in films casting Victor as the protagonist.

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The chemistry between Victor and Igor is great. Other than something like Young Frankenstein, a friendship like this isn’t usually presented in a Frankenstein film. And were it anyone else in the roles of Victor and Igor, perhaps it would not have worked as well as it does here. This chemistry between McAvoy’s and Radcliffe’s characters is honestly something that can’t be adequately described here; it has to be seen.

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Some of the humorous bits are really well done. One example is when Igor gets the pus in his back hump drained into a kettle, and Victor runs to dump it out the window and over the balcony. Two women in the distance are heard shouting, most likely in surprise as Igor’s back pus spills onto them (yuck). The other involves Igor and his girlfriend interacting with each other at a large party. They are talking about Victor, who is making mischief on the floor below them. Igor talks up Frankenstein’s reputation, only to have Victor suddenly appear next to him several seconds into his defense. This prompts Igor to look at Frankenstein, then down over the balcony, questioning how he got up there so fast. Yes, it’s a joke used in Young Frankenstein, but it’s still amusing here.

Also like Young Frankenstein, this film is peppered with references to other Frankenstein films. For example, Turpin’s prosthetic hand is a nice nod to Inspector Krogh’s prosthetic arm from Son of Frankenstein.

Ultimately, this film definitely has that B-movie, Hammer Horror vibe to it, which may be offputting to some (or most, if the aggregate score on Rotten Tomatoes is any indication), but incredibly enjoyable to those who enjoy campy horror films. Or, at least during the first half of the film, before the monster making comes into play.

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Despite all the good things this film has going for it, there are a great deal of flaws that mostly come into play later in the film, but some appear early on, only to grow worse as the film continues. First, the tone waivers a lot throughout the film. The first half of the film is comedic and over-the-top goofy. But once Victor creates life for the first time, the film takes a much darker turn than in the first half. But even in the first half, there are many dark moments peppered in that feel like they clash with the overall campy tone it establishes.

The main villain, Inspector Turpin, is also weak, writing-wise. Inspector Turpin is a strong believer of religion rather than scientific discovery. True, he is not entirely wrong, for Frankenstein is meddling in affairs that are truly beyond his control, but it could have been done in a more interesting way. Something like Jeffrey Combs in The Frighteners where he’s antagonistic, but he’s still entertaining to watch would have been preferable to the dull, monotone copper we get here. And the fact that he suddenly wants to kill Victor for violating the laws of God and nature later on in the film seems a bit ridiculous. Maybe if we knew more about him, this turn would work better. What’s less of an issue than ridiculous characterization is the consistency of his injuries after his first physical confrontation with Victor. When did he lose his eye? I know it looked a little red after the confrontation, but why is he wearing an eye patch in some scenes? Maybe he was wearing a prosthetic eye in some scenes, but it doesn’t look prosthetic at all—it looks like his real eye. And later, after seeing him in the eye patch for one scene, he suddenly isn’t wearing it again. A nitpick, yes, but it distracts the viewer and makes the film harder to enjoy.

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There’s another villain, Finnegan Weyland, who comes a bit too late in the film to feel like a decent villain, let alone a fleshed out character. Perhaps if they had stuck to one antagonist instead of two, or at least balanced them better, Weyland may have worked as the main villain. But here, he doesn’t show up until almost halfway through the film, and his villainy really doesn’t shine through until about 2/3 into the plot. Like the Inspector, this character and his position in the story could have been introduced a bit earlier, with some foreshadowing as to the character’s true intentions. And the fact that his motivation is spelled out in a couple of lines feels sloppy and lazy. The worst thing, however, is that his plot line is resolved in an incredibly anticlimactic manner. The heroes don’t vanquish him, and there’s no real dramatic comeuppance. It’s a split-second moment of, “Oh, and that takes care of him.”

Igor’s love interest, Lorelai, is an afterthought in the script. She’s not a horrible character by any means, but she’s not in the film enough to justify her presence, other than to reiterate and reinforce things that Igor is already thinking about. In fact, having her not there to advise Igor would have made him a much stronger and more dynamic character as he would have come to these conclusions on his own rather than relying on others to push him in a certain direction.

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And while the friendship between Igor and Victor seems to work at first because of the actors’ chemistry, the actual writing of the characters’ friendship indicates otherwise. Why should we care about Victor’s relationship with Igor? Victor is manipulative and toxic, as illustrated in the scene where the two men discuss the fate of the origin of Igor’s name (long story) as well as the morality of their actions. Victor berates Igor for remotely questioning his methods and actions (when he has every right to do so), blames Lorelai for swaying Igor, and then promptly disowns him. And yet, we’re supposed to care about Victor’s well-being and their friendship just because of a pocket watch and the tragic story behind it? The fact that Victor is responsible for everything Igor has and what his life has become, for better and for worse, is no excuse for his manipulative tendencies.

Speaking of that watch, the reveal of the pocket watch’s significance would have been helpful earlier in the film, rather than awkwardly cutting before the conversation regarding the watch took place, only to flash back to it after Igor and Victor inevitable suffer their second act breakup. It seems awkward and unnecessary, like the writer wanted to craft something clever by withholding information, then revealing it at what he considers the best time to “blow the audience’s minds.” Had we known this earlier, perhaps Victor’s anger toward Igor’s seeming betrayal would have been more justified and not just come across as Victor being a complete manipulative bastard. Granted, he still is a manipulative bastard, but he could have been somewhat sympathetic. This reveal comes too little, too late.

The pacing of the plot is all over the place, and the organization of the story’s events is sloppy. The sudden appearance of Victor’s father is especially jarring in the film, as there is basically no buildup to this. He just appears, lectures Victor about his failing grades, and then vanishes. This and Igor’s encouragement of Victor to proceed with plans to build the Modern Prometheus goes against what came before this scene began, where Igor is rehearsing his speech that he plans to give to Victor regarding how unsure he is about what they are doing. It would have worked if Igor still seemed unsure about the work during the whole designing the monster montage, but he seems incredibly fascinated and gung ho about the work. It’s not until they are forced to go into exile that Igor begins to again question Frankenstein’s work. The love story aspect is very thin at best, with a love scene that feels unearned because Igor and Lorelai have really only shared maybe ten, fifteen minutes of screen time before that, with a good chunk of that time having her either seemingly unaware of his existence or unconscious.

And then the monster featured in the last ten minutes of the film becomes one of the worst iterations of the monster I have ever seen. He is a mindless killing machine, with no spark of life, essentially a hulking zombie. The design looks okay, but the film misses the point of the original story. Even the Frankenstein monster from the 1931 film was closer to the one from the original book than this. And the fact that ending just becomes a big dumb final monster fight we’ve seen a million times before just solidifies how much this film ultimately fails to even remotely do justice to not only the source material, but the other Frankenstein films that preceded it.

 

Like many horror films I’ve reviewed on here, Victor Frankenstein is a mixed bag. It starts off entertaining, but ends up losing its way about halfway through while introducing more and more characters and plot points that often go nowhere substantial. This is a film that has a decent cast and decent costume and set design, but these elements are wasted on a plot that quickly becomes dull and confusing. Everyone involved deserved better. The original story of Frankenstein deserved better.

 

Final Score: 3/10


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Halloween Film Month Chapter III, Day 29: They Live

 

Director: John Carpenter

Starring: Roddy Piper, Keith David, Meg Foster

Released: 1988

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John Carpenter is, like Roger Corman, a director whose films I absolutely love. Yes, many of his films are B-movies, and range from suspenseful and terrifying (Halloween, The Thing), to sweet and a little odd (Starman), to absolutely hilarious (Big Trouble in Little China). Today’s film falls into the latter category.

They Live is a horror comedy that is a satire of 1980s—and, to some extent, today’s—culture and economics. It seems that if anyone puts on specially designed glasses, he or she can clearly see that billboards and advertisements hide sinister subliminal messages and that some of the rich and powerful in the world are in fact aliens disguised as humans. Once he discovers these truths through several chance occurrences, a man named John Nada becomes humanity’s only hope to stop this alien menace once and for all.

The acting in this film is not the best, but it is certainly entertaining in a B-movie sort of way. Roddy Piper has plenty of hilariously awesome lines as John Nada, including the now famous, “I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.” Yes, it is this film that originated the line, not Duke Nukem. But I’m digressing.

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Keith David has some great moments as well as Frank Armitage, and has great onscreen chemistry with Piper throughout the movie. Even when they’re fighting each other at first, this reviewer found himself rooting for them to team up and take on this seemingly all-powerful force of evil and corruption.

The action scenes are well done as well, even though there are very little of them throughout the film. The greatest fight scene in the film is, hands-down, the fight between John and Frank that just seems to go on and on without any sign of stopping. Granted, some may get annoyed with the tedious length of the fight, but that’s honestly what makes the sequence so funny and ridiculous. There are points where it seems like the fight is over, but then one of the characters starts swinging and the fight renews itself. By the end, the fighters are all but flailing on the ground, fighting each other with their last reserves of strength. It helps that the fight choreography isn’t bad, either. It’s not at all realistic, but it’s a lot like a professional wrestling match where the combatants are throwing each other around the ring. This is probably because of Roddy’s wrestling background as Rowdy Roddy Piper.

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The make-up for the aliens is pretty cool, too. They look like blue and purple speckled skeletons with bulging silver ping pong ball eyes, and it’s a really clever and creepy design. It would have been so easy to make them the generic “little green men” or something of that degree, but the make-up and effects people really outdid themselves here.

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The satire is also effective and amusing, especially when it involves the subliminal messages in advertisements. The stark contrast between the colorful ads and the black text on a white background is great and well thought out. The satire even allows Carpenter to make jabs toward certain critics of his work, including two famous film reviewers.

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Granted, not everything about this film is great. The pace is all over the place. The beginning moves so slow, especially compared to when the action finally kicks in. Granted, this slow beginning allows time to build intrigue and to establish the world of the film, but it could have been paced far better. The other part of the film—the part where the action starts and never really stops until the end credits—seems to go by a bit too fast, especially around the conclusion. The conclusion here feels so rushed and disappointing, and ultimately ends abruptly. There’s still closure in this ending, but it still feels rushed and under-developed.

But, overall, They Live is a whole lot of fun. For Carpenter and B-movie fans, this is certainly a must-see.

Final Score: 8/10


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Ex Machina

 

Director: Alex Garland

Starring: Domnhall Gleeson, Alicia Vikander, Oscar Isaac

Released: 2015

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Well, well, well… it’s summer 2015, people. It’s hard to believe yet another year has gone by. And with another year comes yet another batch of movies. We’ve got the standard superhero fare—Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron and Antman being the two front-runners in this category at this point in time, with Fox’s Fant4stic coming out hot on both films’ heels. We’ve also got Jurassic World coming out in June, and we’ve got the Mad Max reboot that’s currently getting overwhelmingly good press at the time of this review. But one film in particular that finally has a wide release after showing in select theaters interested me greatly: Alex Garland’s sci-fi thriller Ex Machina.

The first element that appealed to this reviewer was, in fact, Alex Garland, who wrote some of my favorite films including Dredd and 28 Days Later. Hearing that he both penned the script and helmed the film piqued my interest. Another element was the story, or at least what elements of the story the trailer chose to show. The philosophical implications of creating artificial intelligence as well as the debate as to whether artificial intelligence is the same as having  actual intelligence/a soul always fascinated me, and potentially seeing a film that covered this territory without putting something like mindless action in the forefront (looking at you, I, Robot) was exciting for me. Does this mean that the philosophical ideas overtake the entire film and remove the important elements of a well-told story as well as some sort of emotional core to hold said story together? Well… we will get to that.

Ex Machina is about Caleb (Gleeson), a computer programmer for the most influential search engine within the film’s world, Bluebook (basically, it’s Google). Caleb wins a company lottery and is given the privilege to visit the company’s CEO, Nathan (Isaac). As it turns out, Nathan wants Caleb’s help with his research in artificial intelligence, specifically with his test subject/creation, Ava (Vikander). As the film goes on, Caleb begins to realize that there is something off about everything at the facility, and must figure out what exactly is going on before things go horribly awry.

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All of the actors in the film do very well in their roles. Vikander is fantastic as Ava, exuding innocence along with a deeper edge that hints that there is something more going on in this place than what she or Nathan initially let on. It helps that she also conveys so much through her actions as well as her words. There are scenes where she is just sitting or lying down, but wordlessly conveys that she wants Caleb to watch her.

Oscar Isaac as Nathan deserves a lot of praise as well. He takes what would otherwise be an incredibly sleazy and unlikeable character and makes him a real treat to watch. Then, there’s Gleeson, who does well with the material he’s given. He makes Caleb interesting and a protagonist for the audience to root for when the chips are down.

But, all in all, Caleb is probably the least interesting character in the film. But why? I suppose it’s because we don’t really have a lot of time to really get to know him as a person. We do get some details about him, namely his troubled past and his increasing attraction to Ava, but he often comes across as an audience surrogate, learning about Nathan and his work along with us. Not that this is a bad thing, per se. Often, films with such a relatively bizarre and out of the ordinary concept need someone to ground the audience in some semblance of normalcy. In fact, Gleeson has done a role like this before in Frank, where he played a sort of straight man to the eccentric Frank character, which arguably helped to keep the film from losing the audience toward the beginning and to ease the audience into the world of the film. Just as in Frank, it feels like Gleeson does the same here with Caleb. Which, again, is not a bad thing, but the film could have given Caleb more time to develop as a character rather than dropping little bits of information about him.

That said, Gleeson’s scenes with Vikander are incredible to watch. These are the scenes where the audience truly gets to know Caleb as a person, mostly because Ava is redirecting his questions toward him and forcing him to think about his humanity and his painful past. Because these scenes are so well done, it’s a shame there aren’t more of them in this film before things go south for the characters. To me, these scenes were the most interesting parts of the film.

Speaking of which, the writing of the film is very well done. The script explores the concept of artificial intelligence, even going into detail as to how this could possibly exist in today’s world. Gone are microchips and hard drives running these sentient machines. Instead,  the audience gets bio-mechanical organs run by a synthetic brain that is both fluid and solid, which allows for the owner of the brain to be able to think and learn like humans do (the film explains this a whole lot better. Trust me, the science is fascinating).

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The story is also very character-driven, with dialogue-heavy scenes and very little action. This definitely makes the pace feel slower than a lot of today’s mainstream films, but that is not necessarily a bad thing. Though the pace of the film is slow, it never feels like the film is wasting the audience’s time. Every scene in the film has a purpose, be it narrative- or character-related. Granted, the ending feels a touch rushed, but it is still effective and left this reviewer feeling chills.

Overall, while not an entirely perfect film, Ex Machina is still a decent entry into the science fiction genre, arguably one of the best in a long time.

 

Final Score: 9/10


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Jason X

 

Starring: Lexa Doig, Lisa Ryder, Chuck Campbell

Director: Jim Isaac

Released: 2001

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So…once again it is Friday the 13th. What better way to celebrate than reviewing one of the many Friday the 13th films?

Jason Voorhees really has gone far cinematically, hasn’t he? He started off in Crystal Lake, went to Manhattan, and went to Hell (of all places). He even fought against Freddy Krueger in his own nightmares.

But before he fought Freddy (or, continuity-wise, after), there was one place to go where no horror icon has gone before. Space!

jasonx2Crap. Warwick Davis beat them to it in ’97.

Yes, I am of course talking about the tenth film in the Friday the 13th series, Jason X, or We Ran Out of Ideas, So We Jettisoned Jason Voorhees Into Space. No Refunds.

JasonX1But then again, the latter title probably would not look as good on a poster.

How does Jason wind up in space? In 2008, Jason is cryogenically frozen for his crimes against horny teenagers (and also, presumably, against competent filmmaking). In the year 2455, Jason is found and studied by a group of students (on an interstellar field trip, no less). What follows is a bloodbath of laughably underwhelming proportions.

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Of all the Friday the 13th films I’ve seen (excluding Part 5 because it barely qualifies as a Friday the 13th film), this is probably the weakest. The premise itself is laughable, and feels like a last-ditch effort to keep Jason relevant. When your premise seems less dignified than when Josie and the Pussycats did it, perhaps you should reconsider, studio executives.

jasonx3I’m not making the Josie thing up, either… unfortunately.

Granted, there are some decent effects and kills in the film. The animations of the ship and the explosions are pretty decent for a film series like this one. Granted, by today’s standards and even those standards set by other films around that time (The Phantom Menace [1999] being the biggest one) the effects aren’t that great. In fact, they look incredibly low-grade and fake. But for a film series often made on a lower budget and in limited locations, this change of scenery and visuals is welcome and refreshing.

The kills (that we can see) are decent as well. There is a scene where Jason freezes a victim’s face with liquid nitrogen and smashes their skull to pieces in one fell swoop. It’s a lot like the ending of Demolition Man, albeit meant to be seen as terrifying rather than awesome.

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Unfortunately, though, many of the kills are done off-screen or are pretty lack-luster in comparison to the many other ways Jason has dispatched people in the past. And, to make matters worse, the kills just aren’t terrifying.

Perhaps it’s partially because of the writing. While I could spend so much time nitpicking every detail of the plot (Why do the space marines split up when pursuing Jason? Why is a big ship like this one helmed by such a small crew?), the main flaw of the film is that it goes too far with the camp and over-the-top goofiness. Sure, the previous films were always a bit campy because of the time they were made, but they still had suspenseful and frightening scenes to make up for it. In this one, everything still has that level of camp, minus the scares.

The film tries to be goofy and funny, almost a self-parody. But while a film like Jason Lives is a good balance of scares and clever humor, this one is just…dumb. It’s as though the film is riffing itself in certain scenes. For example, just before a character is sucked into the vacuum of space through a hole clearly too small to fit their body (with gruesome results), the doomed character says, “This sucks on so many levels.” In an earlier scene, after one character is impaled on what looks like a giant drill bit (why it’s there, I have no clue), another character spots him and says, “He’s screwed.” Moments like these pulled me out of the film because they didn’t feel “real” to me. While the previous films in the series were by no means realistic, the reactions of the characters to horrific moments did feel real, and thus heightened the terrifying atmosphere. In Jason X’s case, unfortunately, the humor goes unrestrained, making the film far too silly to even take it seriously when more serious moments unfold, such as the hologram climax toward the end of the film.

Oh, yes… then there’s the ending of the film, which involves transforming Jason into an armor coated automaton, more machine than man.

jasonx4  Yes, it looks just as dumb as it sounds.

A transformation which tries to make Jason look intimidating, but only feels like a desperate attempt to make Jason relevant to a more modern generation of sci-fi/horror fans.

And that’s what Jason X ultimately is: desperate. Say what you will about the Platinum Dunes reboot from 2010, at least it tried to capture the old school style of the original films with a more modern spin and gruesome scares. Jason X just feels lazy and derivative of not only other, better science fiction films, but also of the preceding Friday the 13th films. For a dumb horror film, it’s not the worst I’ve seen (and is kind of entertaining in parts), but as a sequel to an iconic horror series, it’s a waste of time and effort on both the filmmakers’ and the audience’s parts.

 

Final Score: 2/10


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Halloween Film Month, Day 23: Hollow Man

Originally published October 23, 2013, as the twenty-third part of a 31 part series during the month of October.

 

Director: Paul Verhoeven

Starring: Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin

Released: 2000

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqbqHOqxJKw

 

This was an incredible disappointment.

This was a film that started out intriguing, but grew more and more ridiculous as it reached its conclusion, ending on one of the biggest non-endings I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through.

This is Hollow Man.

The film is about Sebastian Caine and his team of scientists. They are experimenting with a chemical that, once in the blood, turns organisms invisible. The problem is that there is no way for the scientists to return the invisible animals to visibility without killing them. One night, Caine figures out how to fix this problem and, rather than letting their supervisors at the Pentagon take over and begin human testing, Caine decides to lie to the Pentagon about his findings and do the experiment on himself. He turns himself invisible, and immediately his sociopathic nature begins to escalate, especially once his team realizes that there is no way to return him to visibility without killing him in the process. To make matters worse, the body count begins to rise…

This film had promise. Even by today’s standards, the CG effects for this film are fantastic. The pool scene toward the end of the film is especially well-done. The water dripping off of Caine’s invisible body  moves like real water. Toward the middle of the film, there is a scene where Caine is removing one of his gloves to reveal his invisible hand. How seamless this effect is still amazes me, and this was a film released in 2000.

As far as the acting goes, Kevin Bacon is great as Sebastian Caine. The character is diabolical and despicable, even before he is turned invisible, but Bacon makes it hard not to be invested in the character. He plays a great villain here, and it’s a shame that the film squanders this performance with its less-developed characters and terrible ending.

Josh Brolin is just okay as Matt. He does his best with the material he has been given. Everyone else in the film, though, are not as well acted. Sure, there is this sense of camaraderie between everyone, but the decisions these people make and the way they act make me wonder how these people became scientists at all. Elisabeth Shue’s Linda could have been an interesting character, having to struggle with the fact that her ex-boyfriend, Caine, is losing his sanity and that she has to stop him by any means necessary. Instead, she constantly leads him on despite her insistence that she isn’t interested in him anymore, and she has little to no character other than to be sexually attracted to both the male leads (an unfortunate problem with a lot of Verhoeven’s female characters).

The worst characters have to be Sarah and Carter. Sarah is established as a scientist who cares about the well-being of animals. She seems to detest the fact that they are using animals at all, which begs the question as to why she signed up for this project in the first place. Carter is basically a stereotypical frat boy obsessed with sex. He is also a complete idiot, as depicted in one scene where Caine leaves the facility without authorization. When Caine tells him that he is leaving, Carter first reacts by nodding, then immediately realizes (“immediately” meaning after a few seconds) that Caine isn’t supposed to leave. Carter had one simple task: make sure Caine stays in the facility, and he fails completely.

Other than the characters, my biggest gripe with this film is the ending. The film immediately loses its intrigue and becomes a low-grade slasher film as each scientist is killed off. This is one of my pet peeves with horror films because this is just a lazy way to tie things up. But this isn’t the worst part of the ending. By the end, it’s down to Linda and Matt as they climb up the elevator shaft to freedom from their now-destroyed lab (it’s kind of a long story). Caine shows up to finish them off, but winds up falling to his death in the fiery remains of the lab below, but not before being told to “Go to Hell” by Linda (Get it? The fire represents Hell. GET IT?).

This still isn’t the worst part. By the end, Linda and Matt are ushered into ambulances and away from the facility. One would expect a proper romantic end for these two or even a Jurassic Park-style quiet ending with Linda and Matt relieved to have survived the ordeal. But no, the credits begin as the ambulance pulls away. No closure, no wrap-up, nothing. It leaves the audience hanging, and it makes the film so much worse for it.

I wish this film was a lot better. It didn’t have to be a great film, but it at least needed a satisfying ending and not the ridiculously unfulfilling conclusion presented to the audience. For the effects and Kevin Bacon’s performance through most of the film, it’s worth a watch. It’s just a shame that the film ends on such a bad note.

 

Final score: 4/10


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